Monday, May 23, 2011

What An Opportunity!

Posted by MANDI at 3:39 PM
Upon checking my emails this morning I discovered this invitation:

I am a Staff of Hang Seng Bank HongKong, I do not know if we can work together in transferring $19,500,000.USD from my bank to your bank account. Finally if you are interested I shall provide you with more details. Please contact me with this Email:

You know, this could solve all my problems. Just think what I could do with 19 million dollars! Of course, it is in US dollars so it's not quite the windfall it would have been a year or so ago. But still, I could pay off the mortgage, quit my slowly ever more soul destroying job, and have more than enough left over to pay for the kids to go to a nice school. In another country. All kinds of awesome!

So, the question really comes down to the second part of Mrs Onglile's first sentence. "I do not know if we can work together." Considering that I'm something of a loner, and I really prefer to work on my own rather than in a team situation, I'm not sure if we can work together either. And if you've already got doubts before we even start... well I guess it's doomed to fail. So I'm sorry Mrs Onglile, but I'm gonna have to decline your invitation. But thanks so much for asking. I'm really touched that you thought of me.


Melody on May 23, 2011 at 4:01 PM said...

You sure? Sounds like an offer too good to be true!


MANDI on May 23, 2011 at 5:46 PM said...

LOL - Preeee-cisely!

Jen said...

Wow, you are so lucky! Recently I won a share of 1 million pounds (UK) from the British Lottery. Did you know that British Lottery agents also have Yahoo email accounts too, just like Mrs Onglile? Now if only I'd remembered to email them all of my personal banking details......

MANDI on May 26, 2011 at 10:12 PM said...

Oh Jen, we could have been rich together!!


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